slutty nail polish FAIL

PT: A tempo pro Carnaval 2010! Seria um sucesso na avenida (e nos salões)!

EN: Made in U.S.A. with a Brazilian touch I guess.



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The original is locked inside my closet to prevent inappropriate behavior.

A Soprano da Ópera do Sabão

PT: Imagina se a vaporosa falasse alemão.

EN: The original layout killed me, but I was able to extract a few gems. And that's why nothing else has been highlighted on this one. The selected two deserve their fifteen minutes of lame fame.




(original) WARNING: worst layout ever; it's a MySpace profile so turn the volume way down before clicking. I'm not responsible for any aural damage.

can you fundraise my rent?

PT: Pô, eu com dois diplomas não arranjo patrocínio nem pra disputa de bocha da Associação de Apoio à Melhor Idade do bairro. Seguindo a linha de raciocínio da didática na imagem, o tradutor do Google define "little red neck" como a tradução de "caipirinha". Certo?

EN: Nothing new. I thought I'd stick to the basic grammar monstrosities, since virtually everything came be from Google Language Tools. I can't help but wonder how anyone would sponsor something like this. Brazilian NYC enthusiast Carlos Miele maybe?



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this writ must've had a good teach

PT: Agora Gimenez pode dizer que tem um camarim com o designer muito bonito. Caprichando no sotaque da terra da rainha, é claro.

EN: Let's just think for a second: would you let the writer operate on you, were he/she a doctor?




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this is what happens...

PT: Piadinhas da antiga MTV à parte, mesmo britânicos perdem a gramática no Brasil.

EN:...When people stop being polite... and start coming to Brazil.
(hint: illiteracy)




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Anderson is very, very happy.

Do you want to know why?
Drop by Adventures of a Gringa and we'll be very, very happy too.

emortionally distubed

PT: Quando mandar seu currículo pro G1, já sabe que a arte da digitação não é requisito.

EN: Like the evolution of Paramore, could emorcore be the evorlution of mursic?




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I just lost my appealtite.

PT: Revista Época, sempre motivo de orgulho.

EN: When you work for Globo, like Pedro Bial, why would you need to know any English?




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Big Brother (of Grammar) Is Watching You

PT: Bial conceitual sensacional. Por que um jornalista precisaria saber outra língua, pra falar nela? Que coisa mais regrada essa internet. No seu caso, as palavras "big" e "brother" já são suficientes.

EN: One of Brazil's most celebrated journalists (of yore) is not struggling enough, apparently.




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imitando Fernanda Young

PT: Fernanda Young é tão culta, mas tão culta, que sua cultura equivale à cultura da assessoria (?) da Josi.

EN: Brazilian writer wants to do Playboy because she's an enlightened intellectual.
Pleonastic, I know, I'm exercising my tautology, just as she's exercising her grammar, calling a dance pole a pole dance.




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