EN: Made in U.S.A. with a Brazilian touch I guess.
(clique para ampliar | click to enlarge)
The original is locked inside my closet to prevent inappropriate behavior.
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terça-feira, 26 de janeiro de 2010
slutty nail polish FAIL
PT: A tempo pro Carnaval 2010! Seria um sucesso na avenida (e nos salões)!
EN: Made in U.S.A. with a Brazilian touch I guess.
(clique para ampliar | click to enlarge)
The original is locked inside my closet to prevent inappropriate behavior.
EN: Made in U.S.A. with a Brazilian touch I guess.
(clique para ampliar | click to enlarge)
The original is locked inside my closet to prevent inappropriate behavior.
segunda-feira, 16 de novembro de 2009
this is what happens...
PT: Piadinhas da antiga MTV à parte, mesmo britânicos perdem a gramática no Brasil.
EN:...When people stop being polite... and start coming to Brazil.
(hint: illiteracy)
(original)
EN:...When people stop being polite... and start coming to Brazil.
(hint: illiteracy)
(original)
quarta-feira, 16 de setembro de 2009
ménage à trois
PT: Talvez uma tática de camuflagem de erros? Confundir as pessoas chamando atenção para erros em uma língua, fazendo com que você esqueça dos erros nas outras?
EN: I never thought I'd see the day when brazinglish and frenglish would come together so magnificently (and that I'd know enough French to get it).
(original)
EN: I never thought I'd see the day when brazinglish and frenglish would come together so magnificently (and that I'd know enough French to get it).
(original)
segunda-feira, 6 de julho de 2009
24 horas por dia, 8 dias por semana.
PT: O Brasil tem subcelebridades de sobra, mas o E! é praticamente um planeta à parte. O convívio com a espécie dos subcélebres made in USA emburrece até mesmo nativos.
EN: The graphic designer (or whoever places the lettering) must've been watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians at work. Thus, day no good for him. Get it? Get it?
D'you know who they can call to fix it? Dr. 90210!
Didn't bother tracking down the original, so go to PhotoshopDisasters to have some fun.
EN: The graphic designer (or whoever places the lettering) must've been watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians at work. Thus, day no good for him. Get it? Get it?
D'you know who they can call to fix it? Dr. 90210!
Didn't bother tracking down the original, so go to PhotoshopDisasters to have some fun.
segunda-feira, 15 de junho de 2009
às ordens
PT: Ok, a equipe que trabalhou no site em português sabe seguir ordens, mas será que eles sabem que já existe avião de carga?
EN: You'll need to speak the language to get this one, but we'll help: in Portuguese, an order is a) that thing you're supposed to follow; b) the logical arrangement of things.
They also seem to think Titanic is the preferred method of sending things overseas nowadays.
(clique para ampliar | click to enlarge)
(original)
EN: You'll need to speak the language to get this one, but we'll help: in Portuguese, an order is a) that thing you're supposed to follow; b) the logical arrangement of things.
They also seem to think Titanic is the preferred method of sending things overseas nowadays.
(clique para ampliar | click to enlarge)
(original)
quarta-feira, 10 de junho de 2009
título de Miss Brasil perde a pouca integridade que lhe restava
PT: Sheyla Almeida (ou Hershey, dependendo de qual das duas ela usa quando fala de si na terceira pessoa) é, segundo o próprio site, fluente em português, espanhol, italiano, chinês e inglês.
O resto, você pode ver nos links abaixo.
EN: According to Sheyla (Almeida) Hershey's website (and not her Myspace, which is "sheilaalmeida2007 dot com", she's "fluent in Portuguese, Spanish, Italian, Chinese and English".
Ok then.
Here's Sheila talking about her MySpace (requires logging in).
And here's Sheila being very fluent in Chinese. At least I guess that's Chinese. Subtitles and/or translations are welcome.
bonus:
Yes, she does call herself "missbrasil".
Quanto ao português, sendo que ela é brasileira, até acreditamos:
O resto, você pode ver nos links abaixo.
EN: According to Sheyla (Almeida) Hershey's website (and not her Myspace, which is "sheilaalmeida2007 dot com", she's "fluent in Portuguese, Spanish, Italian, Chinese and English".
Ok then.
Here's Sheila talking about her MySpace (requires logging in).
And here's Sheila being very fluent in Chinese. At least I guess that's Chinese. Subtitles and/or translations are welcome.
bonus:
Yes, she does call herself "missbrasil".
domingo, 31 de maio de 2009
a gripe suína pula a cerca
PT: Estávamos esperando essa pérola cair no youtube, para nos trazer felicidade em dobro. Afinal, além do brazinglish já característico em aeroportos e aeronaves (já pensou nos controladores de voo*? é bem pior, e eles é que te mantêm vivo lá em cima), veio uma bela escorregada em português. Ninguém mandou brincar de Michael Moore.
EN: It's not supposed to be funny because it's terrible English. It's supposed to be funny because "a cerca" means "the fence", when theself-entitled loser who thinks being proficient in a second language excuses his/her lack of knowledge in his/her own mother tongue person was going for "concerning".
*= Nova ortografia. Viu como a gente sabe?
EN: It's not supposed to be funny because it's terrible English. It's supposed to be funny because "a cerca" means "the fence", when the
*= Nova ortografia. Viu como a gente sabe?
sexta-feira, 29 de maio de 2009
brazinglispanish: a trilíngue arte de evitar um quebra-quebra
PT: Uma fantástica ode à tradução -- longa, sabemos -- com um final apoteótico.
EN: One of brazinglish's favorite bands is back to illustrate the subtle art of translating under pressure. We're guessing the girl is CIA-trained, because she can clean up after her boss in the [ut]most delicate fashion. It is a long video, but very rewarding if you stick to the end.
If you'd like some more, check the Adventures of a Gringa in Rio.
EN: One of brazinglish's favorite bands is back to illustrate the subtle art of translating under pressure. We're guessing the girl is CIA-trained, because she can clean up after her boss in the [ut]most delicate fashion. It is a long video, but very rewarding if you stick to the end.
If you'd like some more, check the Adventures of a Gringa in Rio.
quarta-feira, 20 de maio de 2009
niiiiiiice. me very happy again!
PT: Post extra comemorativo, nosso muso tem um novo vídeo no ar! Esperamos ansiosos por legendas (dos dois idiomas, naturalmente).
EN: Our muse has once again hit YouTube, and Cristiano Ronaldo is keeping him company on his language barrier journey. We're very excited because we can't understand Anderson's English nor Cristiano's Portuguese. It's almost like a dream come true. Join us for complete randomness:
(agora em HQ)
EN: Our muse has once again hit YouTube, and Cristiano Ronaldo is keeping him company on his language barrier journey. We're very excited because we can't understand Anderson's English nor Cristiano's Portuguese. It's almost like a dream come true. Join us for complete randomness:
(agora em HQ)
domingo, 10 de maio de 2009
mensagem do dia das mães
Nesse dia tão importante, alertamos:
Cuidado! Estão querendo assassinar a língua mãe.
clique para ampliar.
(original)
Cuidado! Estão querendo assassinar a língua mãe.
clique para ampliar.
(original)
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