what would be your 3 wishes?

PT: Em defesa da miss brasileira, após profunda e detalhada análise dos vídeos da miss Japão, miss Guam, miss Vietnã, miss Índia, miss Malásia, miss Egito, miss Hungria, miss Singapura, miss Kosovo, miss Filipinas, miss Colômbia e muitas outras, pegamos a miss Coréia escorregando bonito num "lecognize".

EN: I'd like to eliminate a few things too.

às ordens

PT: Ok, a equipe que trabalhou no site em português sabe seguir ordens, mas será que eles sabem que já existe avião de carga?

EN: You'll need to speak the language to get this one, but we'll help: in Portuguese, an order is a) that thing you're supposed to follow; b) the logical arrangement of things.
They also seem to think Titanic is the preferred method of sending things overseas nowadays.


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o estilo é bruto!

PT: Esse é o estilo deles, ué.

EN: Are you a journalist in training? Want to learn a little something about the art of interviewing? Well, voilà!




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Prision Breik: cadeia neles!

PT: Tudo começou no twitter, e tomou proporções que nos fizeram agir, já que nem a aproximação gramatical explica (ou em português é prisião e não fomos avisados).

EN: This post is supposed to make you follow us on twitter, but we'll try to be really subtle. We just don't get this whole "prision break" thing.
Seriously, do a twitter search, or a google search and you'll see the gravity of this.


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